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October 26 2017

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buddhabrand:

thisiselliz:

mood

god jr

threespectresinatrenchcoat:

animatedamerican:

eshusplayground:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

  1. Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
  2. Obsessed with contracts
  3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
  4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
  5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

A series about a fae law firm would be fucking fantastic.

hey @sci-fantasy

I kept reading 1 as “can’t legally die” 

October 24 2017

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theonsetofgay:

kalyayev:

twinkcommunist:

weapons-grade-autism:

goldmansachsmassextinctionevent:

1-800-bad-vibes:

carnival-phantasm:

pls go to brazil

where is young thug

Please send feet pics

show bobs and vangene

Please excuse the bones

Here Lies Johnny Pisshands

None Pizza Left Beef

October 17 2017

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catsbeaversandducks:

Photos by Raquel Sousa‎

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anditssunday:

this guy walks up to your girl and 27x combo slaps her ass, wyd?

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hellwolf99:

protom-lad:

roguetelemetry:

wahbegan:

inquiries-of-an-intj:

bloodcountessabendroth:

protom-lad:

theblamegabe:

mllemusketeer:

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters:

fantasticfelicityfox:

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

@mortalityplays

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.


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A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

excellent pre-halloween content

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

Because he could.

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October 16 2017

ditto-licious:

dacelio:

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

same but with offense 

cordialcryptid:

toto-africa:

I got a rainbow bracelet and I said
‘haha look its gay like me!’
And my step mom flipped out and started saying
“UMMMMMM Its a bracelet???? It can’t be gay, things CANT be gay”

Did I strike a sensitive, hetero nerve Pamela? lmfao

Straights: this is a girl cup and this is a boy cup and you can tell because of their colors and look! They’re in love!:)))
U: ha ha gay bracelet
Straights: ITS A BRACELET ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT IT CANT HAVE A SEXUALITY

weyoun:

metaknighty:

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

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i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

the one dude has a literal handlebar mustache

Um,,,,clouD HATS?

mendes2k17:

joe jonas is engaged i swear he was like 14 with that ugly ass emo hair cut singing about giving a girl a high five like 2 days ago

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teenagerposts:

ultimatestudios:

teenagerposts:

absolutely genius

ok but why steal your ex’s netflix when you can buy your own

vecna:

patrick-padre-ford:

thetidebreaks:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

attentiondonor:

adumbrant:

adumbrant:

STOP HAVING WHITE VOICE ACTORS PLAYING NON-WHITE ROLES

stop depriving non-white actors opportunities to act and get recognized!

Voice actors often don’t know who they’re reading for or what franchise they’re in (that’s what the strike was recently about, so they’d know whether they were in a small first time game or the 4th installment of a major franchise, if they were replacing a beloved voice actor, etc.) so please don’t harass the actors, until recently they legally didn’t have the right to know who they were reading for and were usually not told until months or even years later. 

Definitely go after casting, directors, and studios executives. Those are the people making the decisions. 

Example of a VA not knowing (and getting screwed on top of it).

They still don’t have the right to know. They got fucking nothing out of that strike. They can know the code name (which might be a serial number or whatever) and if it’s a sequel. That’s it. That’s the extent of the “transparency” they won from the strike.

As a perfect example of this controversy, if you haven’t looked up interviews surrounding Laura Bailey as Nadine Ross, it’s worth it.

Laura Bailey herself explained that when she auditioned for the role, she was given no information about what the character looked like. It was only after she was hired and arrived for recording that she was shown concept art and discovered the character was a WOC. She was uncomfortable about the situation.

Meanwhile, Neil Druckmann revealed that they were already working on concept art of the character when they hired Laura Bailey. They finalized the character’s design as a WOC after they’d hired a white voice actress, so that was a conscious decision. He was also very flippant about the situation as a whole.

Like people above have said: Yes, whitewashed casting is a legitimate and real issue. But unlike actors in film and stage, voice actors are often totally blind to what they’re auditioning for. They get fucked by NDAs and legal red tape bullshit. Go after the casting directors and execs and high-position game devs that knowingly make these decisions. 

October 15 2017

"I cast turn undead!"

yourplayersaidwhat:

Said the undead priest, right before his unfortunate demise…

goshdaggett:

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

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jumpingjacktrash:

winterinthetardis:

SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious

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chasekip:

the-pokemonjesus:

This what Faba thinks of your precious birb

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kravalicious:

my brother, my brother and me - s01e05

bonus:

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